Congratulations! It's the same kind of assumption of Power when you can say "OK, those jeans are not only too big, they are HIDEOUS" as when you can say "Hmmm, these french fries are not very good. I am not going to inhale them because I am Wicked and have succumbed to Contraband, I am going to not finish them because they are not very good." They have ceased to be Talismanic, they have been tested as Clothing and found wanting.
In Soviet Russia, Avocados Wear YOU