"Bambi eyes"--now that is a first. LOL! But thank you.
Your comment reminds me of my favorite joke.
An attractive woman of about 60 years of age is on her daily walk in a woodland area. Suddenly, from on high, a great celestial voice says, "YOU WILL LIVE TO BE 100".
"What? Who is that? Me? I'll live to be 100?"
"YOU WILL LIVE TO BE 100," the voice repeats, and after a bit, the woman accepts that it's the Divine speaking to her.
Wow, she thinks. Forty more years! She makes an immediate appointment with a cosmetic surgeon, and over the next couple of years proceeds to have everything done, because if she's gonna live forty more years, she wants to look good doing it.
Finally, she's leaving the clinic after her final checkup--everything's been tightened and lifted and she's got a clean bill of health and her scars and bruises have all healed. She steps out into the street and is struck and killed by a bus.
Up in heaven, she goes storming off to find God. "You told me I was going to live to be 100!" she cries, distraught. "And then you let me get killed by a bus at 62!"
God looks at her in puzzlement and then says, "Oh! I didn't recognize you."
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Your comment reminds me of my favorite joke.
An attractive woman of about 60 years of age is on her daily walk in a woodland area. Suddenly, from on high, a great celestial voice says, "YOU WILL LIVE TO BE 100".
"What? Who is that? Me? I'll live to be 100?"
"YOU WILL LIVE TO BE 100," the voice repeats, and after a bit, the woman accepts that it's the Divine speaking to her.
Wow, she thinks. Forty more years! She makes an immediate appointment with a cosmetic surgeon, and over the next couple of years proceeds to have everything done, because if she's gonna live forty more years, she wants to look good doing it.
Finally, she's leaving the clinic after her final checkup--everything's been tightened and lifted and she's got a clean bill of health and her scars and bruises have all healed. She steps out into the street and is struck and killed by a bus.
Up in heaven, she goes storming off to find God. "You told me I was going to live to be 100!" she cries, distraught. "And then you let me get killed by a bus at 62!"
God looks at her in puzzlement and then says, "Oh! I didn't recognize you."