I have no idea how diets work, honestly. If I deliberately try to lose weight, it never happens. If I decide to give up being fat, I eventually stop being so until I forget. It's weird. Mind you, I have no idea how my body works at all, sometimes. Like, on Monday I was 173lbs and on Tuesday I was 168lbs. Today I am 170lbs. Up and down like a whore's drawers. Still, on the whole, I'm doing quite well. Down from 184lbs, this time.

And you! Are still doing magnificently well at hacking your programming. I hope it doesn't sound at all patronising to say that I'm very proud.