Sugar poisoning

Damn these people who bring Halloween candy to work. Seriously! I'm all on board with self-determination and personal responsibility, but the combination of stress, Smarties and Whoppers is about to kill me.

I'm very, very tempted to go around and quietly throw every bit of it in the garbage. Because what's worse? Me on a sugar high (followed by hangover) or Whoppers in the trash? Either way, it's wasted, but at least in the trash it's not making my head explode.