This is somebody else's fault. It totally is.

[darkemeralds]

giandujakiss has pointed me to a place where I can order a custom chocolate bar.

You can too, at Chocomize (if you're in the US, I think). You select the type of chocolate and then start adding stuff like nuts and flowers and bacon or whatever, then you give them a credit card number, then they make your chocolate bar and ship it to you.

Mine? Milk chocolate, macadamia nuts, candied violets, and flecks of 24 carat gold.

I call it The Morgana.

OMG, now I have to think of a Merlin, an Arthur, and a Gwen.