SOTU scramble
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darkemeraldsI ran the State of the Union address through the Bonsai Story Generator and lookit some of the scary stuff it made:
And we live in the steps of ending tyranny in our belief in the Middle East, to build the elected branches of mass murder.
In the next four years, my parents, and harbor terrorists and insurgents are violently opposed to change the Middle East, but we have said farewell to birth.
To promote peace and to spread the terrorists most of all. America and other free nations with governments that sponsor and harbor terrorists...We also need reliable supplies of activist judges.
Okay, so it's not as scary as the real thing. Here's a scorecard:
"Freedom" 21 mentions
"Liberty" only 7 mentions!"Social Security" 18 mentions. Repeat after me, everyone: THERE IS NO #*$&$ CRISIS.
Hey! No version of "private" or "privatization" appears at all. And yet, like magic, there are 8 mentions of "personal" in conjuntion with Social Security.
"Syria" 3
"Iran" 3
"Korea" 1
"Palestinian" 6
"Terror" or "Terrorism" 27 mentions. This may be the big winner in tonight's fearmongering buzzword Bingo.
And we live in the steps of ending tyranny in our belief in the Middle East, to build the elected branches of mass murder.
In the next four years, my parents, and harbor terrorists and insurgents are violently opposed to change the Middle East, but we have said farewell to birth.
To promote peace and to spread the terrorists most of all. America and other free nations with governments that sponsor and harbor terrorists...We also need reliable supplies of activist judges.
Okay, so it's not as scary as the real thing. Here's a scorecard:
"Freedom" 21 mentions
"Liberty" only 7 mentions!"Social Security" 18 mentions. Repeat after me, everyone: THERE IS NO #*$&$ CRISIS.
Hey! No version of "private" or "privatization" appears at all. And yet, like magic, there are 8 mentions of "personal" in conjuntion with Social Security.
"Syria" 3
"Iran" 3
"Korea" 1
"Palestinian" 6
"Terror" or "Terrorism" 27 mentions. This may be the big winner in tonight's fearmongering buzzword Bingo.