It Is Finished

I've been writing a Smallville/Firefly crossover since the evil, evil day (June 26) when this plot bunny--nay, giant Harvey-sized monster vampire rabbit with fangs...and claws--attacked me.

I'm happy to report that I just wrote "The End." Violins play, the curtain drops, the house lights come up, and the oddest pairing of hot buttered sex appeal and fuzzy, acid-etched snark ever to lock lips goes down, as it were, in the annals of fanfic.

Now it needs:

• Rewriting


• Editing (oh, so much editing--this rabbit runs for 65,000 words)


• Cover art! Cover art! Cover art! (I worked on images when I was blocked for words, and boxed myself into creating steamy, moody, atmospheric pictures for each of nine, count 'em, nine chapters.)


• Posting in nine lovely, separately-MPAA-rated, illustrated sections.


• MobiPocket and PPC versions.
  

...and I need:

• Ten extra hours of sleep


• A bottle of Bordeaux


• To send flowers to my shiny, shiny beta, Owzers from TWoP, the best smut-commentator ever!

Coming soon to an archive or website near you: The Things I Cannot Change, by DarkEmerald. It's slash. It's smutty. It's plotty. It solves some mysteries. And it's really, really long.

It's been a hell of a ride.

Captain Jack

For my co-conspirators on The Chocolate Job, a Captain Jake icon. Notice that the background includes a chocolate bar. Feel free to use.