To Porn or Not To Porn

...that question arose on the NewB yesterday. Say you can write porn, but you're not sure if you should. Or say you've never tried it, but you're thinking it might work for your story.

Guidelines are needed! So here's a little questionnaire to help you make the Porn/Not Porn decision:

1. Does your story have a plot?
--yes - proceed to question 2
--no - the smuttier the better because why else are you writing this?

2. Does your plot involve a first time?
--Yes - proceed to question 3
--no - OK...why are you writing this again? Be sure to mark the "Old Married Couple" category when you post your story.

3. Does the first time involve either a minor or one party who has never had sex with a member of the same sex before?
--Yes - proceed to question 4
--No - Dude. Go for it.

4. Is the other party an experienced sexual predator?
--Yes. End of quiz. Write smutfic
--No. The plot had better be really good.