Resolution
16/7/11 12:37![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
darkemeraldsWHEREAS fitness clubs are made of mirrors; and
WHEREAS discouragement, resignation and embarrassment all actually, literally weaken the muscles; and
WHEREAS the purpose of being in a fitness club is, in part, to strengthen the muscles; and
WHEREAS saggy, baggy, sloppy, oversized exercise clothes, however comfy in theory, do not disguise the remaining thirty excess pounds, but emphasize them;
BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED that DarkEmeralds will wear exercise clothes that actually fit, and damn the voice in her head that says "but they don't cover my big ass."
WHEREAS discouragement, resignation and embarrassment all actually, literally weaken the muscles; and
WHEREAS the purpose of being in a fitness club is, in part, to strengthen the muscles; and
WHEREAS saggy, baggy, sloppy, oversized exercise clothes, however comfy in theory, do not disguise the remaining thirty excess pounds, but emphasize them;
BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED that DarkEmeralds will wear exercise clothes that actually fit, and damn the voice in her head that says "but they don't cover my big ass."
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