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I thought I'd delight my friends with an excerpt from a work-related book I have to read.

Now, I rarely read anything these days (though I listen to a lot of both fiction and non-fiction), and my attention span is, admittedly, much diminished from its former glory. But this?

Change Management is aimed at designing changes within the scope of IT solutions in a controllable and efficient manner. SAP Solution Manager is the central application management platform for the operation of system landscapes...

*ZZZZzzzz*

And that's the very first sentence of the book. It was written in German and translated by a service, which may account for at least part of my eye-glazing. I think it means that this program in SAP will give us more control over how we manage changes to the rest of the system.

But damn! I don't know if I have the mental energy to translate every remaining paragraph in this 278-page book the same way.
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[livejournal.com profile] kispexi2 and I have been talking about our respective accents, and how much fun it would be to get everyone to record and post some little snippet that would reveal their particular brand of spoken English.

Kis suggested the phrase "a pound of brown and purple worms" as playing up her own regional accent. Me, I don't have an accent! Ha! So not true, but I think of myself as speaking "plain American" and I'm at a loss for a particular phrase, except that I live in a state whose name people from other states frequently mispronounce.

Of course, IDEA, the International Dialects of English Archive, has already done this on a grand scale. They have recordings of people from all over the world reading a standardized text: most regions of every English-speaking country, various ages (age makes a huge difference!) and the accents of non-native speakers on every continent. If the ways we speak English interest you, IDEA is a fantastic way to kill a Saturday morning spend half an hour.

So, "I bought a pound of brown and purple worms and buried them in Oregon, where they are doing very well" is going to be my phrase. My first voice post is coming up.

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